February 2010
The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.
– Lemony Snicket (via quote-book) (via marshmichello)
January 2010
Today, I was trying my best to tell my girlfriend...
hbnast:
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I want a girl like this.
I want a guy like this.
The typewriter ampersand symbol (&) was invented...
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(What Makes Flamingos Pink? Bill McLain)
When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he...
– Jean-Paul Sartre, No Exit. (via shynessisnice) (via fuckyeahexistentialism)
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‘dammit im mad’ is a palindrome… my mind is blown.
:O
I’m attracted to the people who are considered freaks. Since I was young, I’ve...
– Johnny Depp (via decompose) (via yerawizardharry) (via petitepauline)
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(205): Why are my keys in the refrigerator? (1-205): You said “This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow.” Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you. (205): This explains so much.
That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful,...
– J. D. Salinger (via distantheartbeats) (via booklover) (via kristyn)
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(973): i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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Oh, here's a condom for you. I figured since...
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trinhwreck:
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LMAO
burn!
You say the things you don’t need to say. Because it hurts when you don’t say...
– I Wrote This For You: The Whispering At The Back (via havearide)